Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Rich-poor, young-old....

I have taken the liberty of re-releasing Caitlin Moran’s column from the London Times of 15 October 2011 entitled, The Poverty Trap. I have substituted the words  OLD and YOUNG where Caitlin had originally used RICH and POOR.

The Poverty Trap by Caitlin Moran, 15 October 2011

‘There is one massive difference between being OLD and being YOUNG, and it is this: when you are OLD, you feel heavy’. We’ve recently heard a lot about the gulf between the OLD and the YOUNG– the difference between those with money, and those without.

Well, I’ve been OLD and I’ve been YOUNG. When I was YOUNG, I knew I was YOUNG because we lived on benefits, slept on mattresses on the floor, and would share a Mars Bar between ten for pudding.
Now I’m OLD.  I know I’m OLD because I’ve got under floor heating and could afford to eat out at Pizza Express up to three times a week, if I so chose. I’m basically living the life of a billionaire. I am loaded.
So, having been an OLD person and a YOUNG person, what I notice is how similar they both are, really. There’s not that much difference at all. Everyone cheerfully plays the system they find themselves in.
In Wolverhampton, when you needed a dodgy MOT for the car, an uncle’s mate would be given a tenner “for a pint”, and an exhaust pipe would magically appear out of somewhere – to the ultimate financial detriment of the garage it had been lifted from, but hey-ho.
Now I’m in London, friends of friends recommend good accountants who will “sort out” your VAT problem for a pint-equivalent fee – to the ultimate economic detriment of the country, but hey-ho.
We’re all just monkeys using sticks to get grubs out of logs, really. However. There is one, massive difference between being OLD and being YOUNG, and it is this: when you are OLD, you feel heavy. Heavy like your limbs are filled with water. Perhaps it is rainwater – there is a lot more rain in your life, when you are OLD. Rain that can’t be escaped in a cab. Rain that has to be stood in, until the bus comes. Rain that gets into cheap shoes and coats, and through old windows – often followed by cold, and then mildew. A little bit damp, a little bit dirty, a little bit cold – you are never at your best, or ready to shine. You always need something to pep you up: sugar, a cigarette, a new fast song on the radio.
But the heaviness is not really, of course, from the rain. The heaviness comes from the sclerosis of being broke. Because when you’re OLD, nothing ever changes. Every idea you have for moving things on is quashed through there never being any money. You dream of a house with sky-blue walls; wearing a coat with red buttons; going out on Saturday and walking by a river. Instead, you see the same crack in the same wall, push-start the same car down the same hill, and nothing ever changes, except for the worse: the things you originally had are now slowly wearing out – breaking under your fingertips, and left unreplaced.
This has the effect of making your limbs feel heavy, like you’re perpetually slightly drowning. You’re dragging ten years of non-progress behind you like a wheel-less cart. Perhaps there’s something out there you would be superlatively good at – something that would give you so much joy, you feel like you are flying. But you’ll never find out: the world is a shop and it is closed to your empty pockets, and you are standing still, heavy, in the dead centre of your life. You look around, and start to suspect you might not exist. After all, you appear not to be able to make an impression on the world – you can’t even change the colour of your front door. Twenty-six years, now; forty-two, and you’ve never even been to your neighbouring town – it’s too far away. And so you sit. You sit still. Because your limbs are so heavy. They are full of rain.
If you’ve never been OLD, I don’t think you could imagine what it’s like – simply because of the timescale. You could envision a day, maybe, or a year – but not a lifetime. Not generations of it, passed down like drizzle, or a blindness. Not how, if kids from a OLD background achieve something, it’s while dragging this weight behind them. How it takes ten times the effort to get anywhere from a bad postcode.
My children can’t imagine it. They love to play at their Sylvanian Family rabbits being “OLD”: they love the ingenuity of a sofa turning into a bed for five rabbits; of having only one thing to wear. “It’s all cosy,” they say. “It’s all – YOUNG.”
I can see how if you were – say – a coalition government consisting of public school kids and millionaires, you could convince yourself that the OLD are snug in their Sylvanian caravans. That all they need to bridge the “gulf” between them and the YOUNG is for things to be less cosy. That making their life harder – withdrawing benefits and council housing – incentivises them in a way similarly incentivising the wealthy – by imposing a higher tax rate – would apparently never work.
But the last thing anyone OLD needs is for things to be harder. These limbs are full to bursting.


While imperfect, this exercise, highlights some of the stigmatized, marginalized similarities that exist between being old and being poor. In theory, while not necessarily in practice, poor is something you can escape. Old is not. More reasons to re-imagine, re-define, re-assess, re-evaluate, re-think ageing. If you are reading this, there is a 100% chance you are ageing and are likely to catch old during the 21st Century.

Deborah Gale

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